lottie 发表于 2006-11-3 04:32:00

[转帖]品牌公司的名称缩写原来是可以这样理解的(搞笑版)

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="3"><a href="http://album.sina.com.cn/pic/4a9b397602000b43" target="_blank"><img src="http://album.sina.com.cn/pic/4a9b397602000b43" border="0" alt=""/></a> <a href="http://album.sina.com.cn/pic/4a9b397602000b42" target="_blank"><img src="http://album.sina.com.cn/pic/4a9b397602000b42" border="0" alt=""/></a></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">前几天陪客人吃饭，席间有人拿一家国际性的会计事务所开涮，说这家会计事务所以坑蒙拐骗为主业，并举出铁证：因为这家公司的缩写是</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">KPMG</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（坑骗蒙拐）。引得大家哈哈一笑。其实这样的公司为数不少，只是大家没有留意。一旦认起真来，竟能吓你一身冷汗。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 黑体;">“一把掐死”的婚介公司</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。宜宾市牵手婚介公司缩写</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">YBQS</font></span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">，令人毛骨悚然。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体;">“全是假货”的建化公司。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">新疆</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">青松建材化工集团缩写<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">QSJH</span>，不知道客户看到这样的招牌还会不会和他们打交道。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">“欢迎上当”的广告公司。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">山东恒源时代广告公司缩写<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">HYSD</span>，一不小心把实话说了出来。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">“无中生有”的制鞋公司。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">温州三羊鞋业公司缩写<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">WZSY</span>，是否会让人怀疑鞋子的质量呢？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">“小人得志”的电子公司。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">南京湘人电子公司和广东旭日电子公司的缩写均是<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">XRDZ</span>，难道这是做电子的妮称吗？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">“假冒伪劣”的物流公司。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">广州新塘杰明物流城缩写<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">JMWL</span>，让人远远地忘而却步。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><font size="3"><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">“里面有毒”的药品商店。</span><span style="TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">利民药店缩写<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US">LMYD</span>，这或许是对是药三分毒的另一种解释吧。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="3">都说中国的汉字有意思，没想到汉语拼音也如此富有神奇。不过，开头的两幅照片却不是中国人杰作，而是德国人的杰作，也是相当有震憾力吧。</font></span></p>

hoogoogol 发表于 2006-11-3 08:22:00

<p>这个.............</p>

妩点依依 发表于 2006-11-4 01:21:00

<p>宝马车标志....</p><p></p><p>BMW 别摸我.....</p>

annxie28 发表于 2006-11-5 05:01:00

<p>还有呢！</p><p>TCL－－－－太差了！</p><p></p>

亚洲之鹰 发表于 2006-12-30 00:13:00

<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">樱花银行（日本）</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">YHYH——淫秽淫秽</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">住友生命（日本保险公司）</span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">ZYSM——早已丧命</span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">东京影象制作公司</span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">DJYX——东家阴险</span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></span></span></p>
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