Love and marriage

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Love is holding hands in the street

Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for two in your favorite restaurant

Marriage is chinese take-out

Love is cuddling on a sofa

Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children

Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early

Marriage is gonging to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive

Marriage is a tarmac drive

Love is losing your appetite

Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothing in the ear

Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank

Love is a flickering flame

Marriage is a flickering television

Love is one drink and two straws

Marriage is "don't you think you've had enough!"